me: tonight we start soccer practice, won’t that be fun Isaac?
Isaac: yeah, and when Jacob is on my team and gets the ball I will run after him and tackle him and take the ball.
me: umm, Isaac – a few things – 1. Jacob isn’t going to play on your team because he is in a different age bracket. 2. It isn’t good to tackle your team mates. 3. There is absolutely no tackling in soccer. (And then I went on to give as good of a ‘rules of soccer’ explanation that I could)
It will be an interesting evening!